22 definitions by GiddyUpGirlFL
A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.
Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."
by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009
The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.
Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
What a woman feels like after having sex. The wet, dripping, oozy goozy feeling between a woman's legs right after intercourse.
Scarlett telephoned Maggie Saturday morning to go to the gym, "Ready to go the gym?" Maggie reluctantly replied, "No girl. I gotta take a shower. Roy just left and I feel like a goo goo doll."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009
A strong cocktail that a woman orders so she can muster up the courage to seduce a man. Liquid courage. A drink that removes all inhibition.
When the girls arrived to Timpano's, Scarlett asked Maggie, "What are you drinking?" Maggie replied, "Girl, I'm gonna need a mantini tonight. I see Tom over there and you know how badly I want him."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009
The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.
As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"
by GiddyUpGirlFL May 15, 2011