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Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others
Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.
Meat Smack by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018
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Smack my Meat 

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!

I Smack My Meat (Genitals) Back To Back To Back 

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I Smack My Meat (Genitals) Back To Back To Back

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm 

Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm
Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhm
A self generating blob of meat that feeds on natural material. Meat sack generation is an effective and pragmatic solution to modern industrial farming.
I bought a 3 pound meat sack at the supermarket.
Susy grew her own meat sack.
Meat sacks taste better than live animals!
Today's meat sacks are selling for $1.53/lb
meat sack by LinguisticDestruction December 13, 2016

magic meat sack 

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
I'm a magic meat sack!

Aggressive meat sack 

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out
Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack