Definitions by PsychoLogic1989

Butt blossoms 

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

Butt blossoms by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

Typo herpes 

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

Typo herpes by PsychoLogic1989 March 19, 2018

Geined 

Used in reference of Ed Gein... The act of using someone's corpse or part of body for a household item such as furniture or accessories (ashtrays, cups, mugs, plates, tables, lamps)

Charlie pissed me off so i geined him, and now his skin is apart of a flesh lamp by my book case.

Geined by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018

Flesh Lamp 

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

Flesh Lamp by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018

Tokyo Tip Toe 

The act of making love anally to someone with your toe and then having them suck the shit from your toe.

i shoved my toe into my wife's sister's ass, and had to Tokyo tip toe to avoid getting caught.

Tokyo Tip Toe by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Canadian Cleansing 

The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.

Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing

Canadian Cleansing by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Jay Martini 

The act of masturbating into a cup and putting alcohol into the cup, pouring it into the partner's ass and drinking it out of said ass.

Charlie was horny and thirsty so he decided to make a Jay Martini.

Jay Martini by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018