Meat Glove

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?

Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.

by convincing john October 26, 2016

Meat Glove

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

Meat Glove

A self powered handjob using someone else's hand

Deacon D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.

by Jizzmo August 31, 2014