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Meat Glove
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A self
powered
handjob
using
someone
else's hand
Deacon D gave himself a meat
glove
when his one-night-stand
refused
to go through the
motions
.
Meat Glove
by
Jizzmo
August 31, 2014
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jizzmonster
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Like
the
cookiemonster
, but with
jizz
.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
jizzmonster
by
jizzmo
June 6, 2005
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