Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
by Wendy S. February 22, 2020
Get the Measurate mug.This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
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1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.
2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.
2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start
by Richardoyu September 19, 2010
Get the measure twice, cut once mug.One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
Get the Hitler (Unit of Measurement) mug.Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.
If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.
There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.
If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.
There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.
Person A: "Hey check out this cool site"
Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd"
Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd"
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Get the pleasure you can't measure mug.I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers!
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