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A gross, rotund and megalomaniacally confident beast, found high and deep in the mountains of Cornhill Court. Can be known to create extreme discomfort with it's presence and attitude. Also known as SHAGALAM
You're such a F***ING MEARNS !!!!
Mearns by Seargent SLAM October 22, 2008
Words you can keep
old af
Mearns is old af
Mearns by sssniperwolfxdd March 14, 2021

mearns girl 

English Definition: a colloquial scottish term reffering to the unusually high promiscuity of the female population of the newton mearns area.

Scottish Definition: durty slags fae the mearns who put oot fur 10p and half a mars bar
Example 1: mearns girls are such sluts that they're fannys have their own postcode

Example 2:
Rambo: awww mate that wee burd fae the mearns wis a quality shag last nite

Jimmy: mate, you pumped a mearns girl? ye better git fucking tested, ye've well caught sumhing man

Example 3:
See that lauren fae the mearns, shagging hur is like throwing a sausage doon the clyde tunnel, she's well a fucking mearns girl man.
mearns girl by jamzaboy2k10m8 May 29, 2010

Newton Mearns 

AKA "The Mearns"

An affluent (for Scotland) dormitory suburb of Glasgow. Home to nouveau riche, intellectually bankrupt non-entities with delusions of grandeur. Has three high schools, pupils of which aspire to study advanced knitting at Laughside College or socio-cultural analysis of teen vampire fiction with fashion blogging and "business" at Glasgow "Cannae" University.

Often hard working, successful parents find themselves shunned by their children after they fail to affect a Mearnsy accent. The children will, however, still require insurance on the Porche Cayenne and a non-job in the family business.

It also contains much of Scotland's Jewish population, leaving it only 98% white Scottish protestant.
I would never leave Newton Mearns for the West end, full of pretentious snobs. Also, my mother's here...

Meanstreak 

Meanstreak a unique characteristic of a person infuriated by anger which is usually hidden until provoked.
A Meanstreak is usually hidden in a quiet persons persona.It will however appear in an unexpected form of a violent rage and bad tempered, if the person is provoked.
Meanstreak by Wastar April 5, 2009

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.
Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?
Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

By all means 

Without fail; certainly. Another way of saying go right ahead.
By all means, go to the store today, see if I care.
By all means by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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