Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID
2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of
Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a
Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis
will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it
will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.