Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

Kicking Mitchie by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

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McBitchin'

McDouble separated at the patties and a McChicken placed in the center

Damn that McBitchin' was bitchin'!

McBitchin' by Ronald McDizzle March 13, 2010

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Mcbitcher

A word that has not been used yet, but surely will.

This word is a noun, used to describe someone who does absolutely nothing but bitch and complain about everything, even if it doesn't involve them whatsoever.

Dude #1: "Man, Antarctica is so cold."
Dude #2: "We're in Florida, you dumbass mcbitcher.."

Mcbitcher by Squirrel_Live June 7, 2019

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Bitchy McBitcherson

My ex-girlfriend (see also bitch)

Fuck that bitch, she's a Bitchy McBitcherson

Bitchy McBitcherson by Fuckyourmother December 29, 2005

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