Mcocky

Name for someone who is being a scottish cock

Stop it Mcocky, i hate you

by Not a Mcocky August 14, 2012

Moocky

An extremely fat cat.

Your cat is fatter than your momma, it is such a Moocky.

by pac3k February 14, 2007

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)

1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

mockytosis

A state of being in which the individual is entirely doused in filth or mock.

You have so much mockytosis that you caused the black plague.

by iamjackdoe July 1, 2019

mocky

An Anti Semitic term that actually comes from the Yiddish word "maken, or "plague", it actually was a term coined as a intraracist term that Western Ashkenazi Jews used against Eastern Ashkenazi Jews.

"So, 'mocky' has essentially the same origins as 'sheeny'."
"Sort of, except for that 'sheeny' was a sarcastic use of 'sheine', as in 'sheine Yid' now becoming 'sheeny Yid'."
"Really?"
"'Mocky' was just an outright way of intraracistly calling other Jews 'plagues'.
"Wow! And here, the lantzmen are supposed to stick together."
"Have we ever really stuck together? We're in the Diaspora for God's sake."
"Literally! 😆"

by NickidewbearTwo March 30, 2019

Mcock

mcock is a very attractive person, gorgeous eyes. they dont take shit from anybody, fuck with them, and shit is on. has really bad anger issues, crazy temper. doesnt show feelings alot, but has plenty. loves a girl/boy, but the other person doesnt understand that. a few really close friends that they tell everything.

(MC- COK!) roll it off the tounge, have some funn ;)

"oh shit mate, look over there! the mcock is horny!" -fred

"woah bro, check itt!" -issac

by mcock bitch March 10, 2009

Mocky Syndrome

A rare condition which was discovered in the late 50's by a white man visiting pakistan. The Mocky species has been known to carry this condition for centuries. It is made up of every disease known to mad resulting in a disturbed hairy individual, who is always tired and coughing. the only known cure comes in the form of Coca-Cola taken twice daily during meal times. sodium chloride and vinigar potato snacks are vital for the condition to be kept under control. Mocky has known to resemble that of a terrorist, who seeked asylum in the UK nearly 20 years ago.

WARNING: He is known to be contageous

Doctor Doctor, ive got a cold
Doctor Doctor, ive got rabies
Doctor Doctor, ive got hey fever
Doctor doctor, ive got a bad back
Doctor Doctor, ive got arthiritis
Doctor Doctor ive got memory loss
Doctor doctor, i forgot all my other conditions, i was cotchin' in PCR

Doctor: Im afraid youve got Mocky Syndrome

by Mocky December 9, 2003