A cross breed between an idiotic person and someone who absolutely cannot do anything right at all. Bad luck follows them wherever they go.
Whatever they touch turns to
mush. Bring them along and the night
will end in sadness. Guaranteed.
There's a
party going on and everyone is having the best
time ever. All of a sudden this one dude comes in and the cops bust up the
party almost immediately.
Person 1: Who invited the Chicken McNubblet?
Person 2: I dunno dude, he always shows up and ruins everything!