a sandwich made from the components of a double cheeseburger and a mcchicken. the McDoogan is performed by taking the chicken patty and placing it between the patties of the double cheese burger.

also McDoogan is the act of receiving fellatio from a girl with an eye patch

that McDoogan was better than the sex i had with your girlfriend the other night

McDoogan by Mcghee.Mac.Redman October 17, 2008

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Mcdogging

To go dogging in Mcdonald's drive thru and having the staff there watch you before making your order as normal and then finishing off in front of window 3 before taking your food and having post sex munchies.

Niki: Steve let's go Mcdogging!!
Steve: Yeah ok sounds great, What we gonna eat though?
Niki: erm we will have a quick break and check the menu out on our way through :)
Steve: Ok :D sounds great, cant wait!

Mcdogging by stevev123 March 20, 2011

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mcdoobies

cheech and chongs version of mcdonalds in one of there old skits. you can order shrooms, hash brownies, and the leafy green lectuce on yo big mac

grab a bite full of tops, just watch out for the cops. there is no stems or no seeds grab a bit and get blow away at mcdoobies

mcdoobies by orioles987 April 6, 2003

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one eyed McDoogan

simply a penis.

john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!

jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.

one eyed McDoogan by swedgin September 10, 2009

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mcdougin

A British faggot that falsely assumes they are Irish.

Pipin smith is such a Mcdougin he knows "i thour out ", the Brittish national anthem by heart...

mcdougin by Geordeesulliman November 6, 2015

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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