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McDoggie
A group/Cult of Gachatubers who constantly start wars with each other
Mcdoggies Can be spotted out in the wild
Known for being demonic
Mcdoggies Can be spotted out in the wild
Known for being demonic
McDoggie by Ballora the gang leader October 12, 2020
McDoogles
Man: Ach man, i say we all go to Mcdoogles for a wee bite to eat.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.
Man2: I cannae hear ye man, me stomach is a growlin.
McDoogles by david dring April 24, 2006
Mcdogging
To go dogging in Mcdonald's drive thru and having the staff there watch you before making your order as normal and then finishing off in front of window 3 before taking your food and having post sex munchies.
moggies
"Those moggies are round the dustbins again"
mcdoobies
cheech and chongs version of mcdonalds in one of there old skits. you can order shrooms, hash brownies, and the leafy green lectuce on yo big mac
grab a bite full of tops, just watch out for the cops. there is no stems or no seeds grab a bit and get blow away at mcdoobies
mcdoobies by orioles987 April 6, 2003
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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