McThuselah

McThuselah, a play on words from the name of Senator John McCain and the oldest person whose age is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible, methuselah. Methuselah lived to 969 years, and the application of the term has become a general synonym for a really, really old living creature.*

This word may appear frequently in newspaper or political blogs.

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* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah

Some fear, while others look forward to the prospects of a third Bush term under a McThuselah presidency.

by lenvus August 11, 2008

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

Methuselarity

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.

Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.

by RubberGimp May 30, 2021

methuselah

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old

Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!

by Super Guy February 20, 2004

Methuselah

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.

Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.

by DannoRly December 15, 2007

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

by eli7002001 August 13, 2005

Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014