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somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old

Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!

methuselah by Super Guy February 20, 2004

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Methuselah

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.

Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.

Methuselah by DannoRly December 15, 2007

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methuselah

the undescribable coolness.

don't forget about the methuselah!

methuselah by Lando July 12, 2003

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Methuselah

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

Methuselah by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010

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old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

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older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

older than methuselah by eli7002001 August 13, 2005

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Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

Blessed by Methuselah by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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