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Methuselah 

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.
Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.
Methuselah by DannoRly December 15, 2007

methuselah 

the undescribable coolness.
don't forget about the methuselah!
methuselah by Lando July 12, 2003

Methuselah 

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.
Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.
Methuselah by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.
gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

Blessed by Methuselah 

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
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