25 definitions by Super Guy

trailer park skank

some bitch who gave me da clap

i only fucked her cuz i was drunk

by Super Guy May 6, 2004

texas death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

skeet

"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets!

If you use "skeet" to mean "to ejaculate" or "semen," you're an ass!

by Super Guy March 15, 2004

naked time

the period of the day in which i wear no clothes whatsoever

naked time is fun especially when there are other people present

by Super Guy May 11, 2004

sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!

Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!

by Super Guy March 23, 2004

blasian

Someone of mixed african and asian ancestry; technically, that would make him/her afrasian, but blasian is easier to say

Tier Woods is a blasian.

by Super Guy February 9, 2004

WOMBAT

acronym for Woman Of Magnificent Beauty And Temptation

see also Halle Berry, Keira Knightley, Tyra Banks, Jessica Alba, Anna Paquin, Kelly Hu, Kristin Kreuk and Alyssa Milano

by Super Guy February 9, 2004