25 definitions by Super Guy

A cage surrounds the wrestling ring. Both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). In order to win, BOTH of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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a stoner from the suburbs who tries to act like an activist and shit but really likes to get high
Check out that red-headed kid with the dreadlocks and Bob Marley tee-shirt! It's a white rasta, man!
by Super Guy February 9, 2004
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the wang; you know ... Mister Johnson
What's the big deal, Bra? Your Fuck Stick gets hard, you slap her titties around a few times, then you stick it inside her and pee. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull out your fuck stick and pee on her leg.
by Super Guy April 3, 2007
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a guy with a shitty job and no life in his twenties who dwells on how good his life was in high school
"I loved Taft High. I scored in every football game. Then I scored with the ladies!" -- typical high school hero quote
by Super Guy March 10, 2004
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"Skeet" means "to ejaculate?" Damn! I thought skeet was a game played with a shotgun and flying clay targets!
If you use "skeet" to mean "to ejaculate" or "semen," you're an ass!
by Super Guy March 15, 2004
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"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!
Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!
by Super Guy March 23, 2004
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In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.
by Super Guy February 4, 2004
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