methuselah 

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old

Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!

methuselah by Super Guy February 20, 2004

Methuselah 

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.

Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.

Methuselah by DannoRly December 15, 2007

methuselah 

the undescribable coolness.

don't forget about the methuselah!

methuselah by Lando July 12, 2003

Methuselah 

When one farts in the shower and the surrounding moisture/heat causes the stench to become more intense and linger in a most disgusting manner.

Dude I was in the shower with my girlfriend and she unleashed a methuselah that almost made me vom.

Methuselah by Penis Goblin November 30, 2010

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.

gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

older than methuselah by eli7002001 August 13, 2005

Blessed by Methuselah 

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

Blessed by Methuselah by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014