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McSweegan
An enormous piece of shit! Leaves you nauseous and bloated until you are able to release it. It’s often so big it clogs the toilet.
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Edward McSweegan
A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.
Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”
Edward McSweegan by Paddow101 June 22, 2019
McSweeters
McSweeters is the sexiest man alive, he is the combination of McDurag and Sweet T. McSweeters has the power of god and anything he says or think will happen, McSweeters is a multi-dimensional being which cannot be comprehended by humann standards.
McSweeters by ZaWardou October 26, 2020
McSweeney
A McSweeney is one belonging to a family who are believed to originate in Ireland or New Zealand. As a rule, they are incredibly smart and athletic in addition to being nice and well liked by most. They are for the most part slow to anger, but you should not fuck with them. All in all, they're just awesome.
McSweeney by waggawagga123456 October 7, 2010
McSweeney Martini
Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
McSweeney Martini by NickelSlot August 1, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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