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McSweeney 

A McSweeney is one belonging to a family who are believed to originate in Ireland or New Zealand. As a rule, they are incredibly smart and athletic in addition to being nice and well liked by most. They are for the most part slow to anger, but you should not fuck with them. All in all, they're just awesome.
That kid see ms to be good at every thing he does. he must be a McSweeney.
McSweeney by waggawagga123456 October 7, 2010
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McSweeney 

The act of calling the front desk of a hotel and ordering wake up calls to multiple rooms, including the presidential suite, due to the uncertainty of where, or with whom, you might sleep.
"Gregario is going to have to McSweeney it tonight!"
McSweeney by jewetta April 27, 2007

McsWEENEY 

During intercourse, while performing a Dirty Sanchez on your partner, you fish hook their mouth.
Dude, last night I McSweeney'd my girlfriend.

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McsWEENEY by bigpimpin_nr December 11, 2010

McSweeney 

Someone who preys & bullies on the really nice person by emotionally torturing & degrading them for no real apparent reason.
Tommy is being a McSweeney towards Aaron again. I'm pretty sure Aaron's crying over there.
McSweeney by Roxma December 3, 2009

McSweeney Martini 

A cocktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.
Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
McSweeney Martini by NickelSlot August 1, 2010

THE MCSWEENEY 

When a women is lying on top of you and you have your arm down her pants and u have a slight cramp but u still carry on fingering her
Yea had he in the mcsweeney twas a ri job

Help McSweeney Move

The act of adjusting one's self while wearing constricting underpants.
"Yo, hold up, I've got to help mcsweeney move"
Help McSweeney Move by KitPaws January 27, 2015
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