McShit's

AKA McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.

When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.

When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.

The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)

"Hey Dave, wanna go to McShit's?"

"Sure Burt, let's roll."

"One McNugget please, sir."

"One McSchiggit coming right up."

"Doesnt that mean poop?"

"It's Schit, not shit, burt."

by Clelford July 11, 2021

McShits

It's when you eat way too much fast food, probably McDonald's, and you get the runs.

Yo man, I got the McShits today from eating all that McDonald's.

by GET CRACKALACKIN' June 5, 2005

McShits

When you have diarrhea after you eat fast food, mostly from McDonalds.

Boy, did I have the McShits last night.

by piercemandawg May 30, 2007

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

Shitty McShitshit

You are the epitome of shittiness. Extremely shitty, or someone who owns something that's shittier than can be imagined.

Also can refer to very obnoxious kids.

Listen, ma'am, if you don't quiet that Shitty McShitshit I'll fuck it.

by C-Rex February 18, 2008

McShits

The bad stomachache and diarrhea usually associated with eating too much Mcdonalds

Oh man those 3 Big Macs gave me a bad case of the McShits.

by Johnny W. September 1, 2006

Tiny Hands McShitswizzle

45th POTUS

Can we please just impeach Tiny Hands McShitswizzle already?

by Princess5178 November 4, 2019