1 definition by Clelford
AKA McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.
When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.
When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.
The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)
When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.
When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.
The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)
"Hey Dave, wanna go to McShit's?"
"Sure Burt, let's roll."
"One McNugget please, sir."
"One McSchiggit coming right up."
"Doesnt that mean poop?"
"It's Schit, not shit, burt."
"Sure Burt, let's roll."
"One McNugget please, sir."
"One McSchiggit coming right up."
"Doesnt that mean poop?"
"It's Schit, not shit, burt."
by Clelford July 11, 2021