McMexican

A person who is half-Mexican and half Irish. They have the awesomeness and ability to drink of the irish and the mexicans capacity to do hard labor.

Joe: Hey nick, look at the damn Mexican sitting outside the 7-11 waiting for work. Maybe we should pick him up and then drop him off at the police station.
Nick: You moron he's not a Mexican, he's a McMexican.
Joe: Oh well in then in that case let's buy him lunch.

by Bigcoolsean October 4, 2009

Whitey McMexican

person from New Mexico from 100% spanish decent lacking skin pigment.
other common terms: Whispanic, Whatino, la'ite

"She said she was spanish but man, she looked like a Whitey McMexican!"

by eeneR ZedlaV July 26, 2008

Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

Mexican fire drill

A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.

Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night

by Seves July 11, 2021