A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises
Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.
Double meaning: A foul and compulsive liar of epic proportions. Also synonymous with shit. Named so after Ontario's Premier Dalton McGuinty who have broken every single one of his election promises for the last 8 years and yet has the nerves to continue to lie for a third term.
Excuse me sir but your dog just McGuinty'd on my lawn. Could you so kindly clean it up?
Dude, I took the biggest McGuinty this morning and was late for work.
Son, I was awake when you came home late last night so don't try to McGuinty me!
Last name of a circus sideshow and carnival attraction immortalized in "The Jerk", by the name of Darwin "Iron Balls" McGuinty. According to legend his nuts were bitten off by a rabid and psychotic groundhog in the late 1970s, and he was then fitted with a pair of iron testicles. His current gimmick is that in the sideshows and carnivals anyone who kicks or punches him in the balls and manages to make him double over gets $100, or $200 if he actually goes down to his knees. No one yet has ever gotten the money. Currently resides in West Virginia.
Iron Balls McGuinty has never once gone down in his career; too bad he had to be assaulted by Bucky the Killer Groundhog to be a star.
It East Coast slang for the Shocker. It is the romantic act of inserting two fingers in the Vag, and then slyly sneaking the pinky into the ass to create that romantic moment you have been missing. To perform this procedure properly, your ring finger should be comfortably rested against the taint.
After we lit the candles, had dinner and listened to some Kenny G, I enhanced the evening by introducing her to my old friend McGuinty
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!