Definitions by BBlanc

speed bumping 

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

speed bumping by BBlanc March 15, 2009

Jicky Jack 

Jicky Jack is the process of turning a simple task in to multiple steps. When something becomes jammed and stuck, then you must use your Jicky Jacking skills to massage said task in to it's proper dwelling. To be a thorough Jicky Jacker you must posess a BIG HEART. It takes talent, patience, and above all, a rough hangover

When Bob found that there was no height to install the panel, he started revving the forklift engine and doing dangerous stuff to make sure that he could Jicky Jack that panel in to place.

Jicky Jack by BBlanc March 6, 2009

System 

Typically to at least a 1/4" by 5" line of cocaine or better.

After I followed that chick in to the bathroom, she floored me when she pulled out a System

System by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Taste 

An alcholic beverage consisting of 3 or more shots in a 16 ounce glass. Must in be done in repetition until you are unable to drink anymore. You will achieve tasting when you have blacked out and pissed all of your friends and girlfriend off. Possible results are including, but limited to, arrest, cheating, fights, money lost in casinos, and STDs.

After a few tastes last nite, I woke up in Clark County Jail.

Taste by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Douche Meat 

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

Douche Meat by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Steeping

The same exact thing as Tea Bagging. The difference is that you can not remove your balls from that chicks mouth until the flavor has fully set in. This process takes a minimum of two minutes. If you remove that scrotum any sooner, then you have not steeped.

That chick didn't shut up all night. Only silence I had is when I started steeping. Got a full 5 minutes!

Steeping by BBlanc March 5, 2009

McGuinty 

It East Coast slang for the Shocker. It is the romantic act of inserting two fingers in the Vag, and then slyly sneaking the pinky into the ass to create that romantic moment you have been missing. To perform this procedure properly, your ring finger should be comfortably rested against the taint.

After we lit the candles, had dinner and listened to some Kenny G, I enhanced the evening by introducing her to my old friend McGuinty

McGuinty by BBlanc March 5, 2009