BBlanc's definitions

speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

by BBlanc March 15, 2009

Taste

An alcholic beverage consisting of 3 or more shots in a 16 ounce glass. Must in be done in repetition until you are unable to drink anymore. You will achieve tasting when you have blacked out and pissed all of your friends and girlfriend off. Possible results are including, but limited to, arrest, cheating, fights, money lost in casinos, and STDs.

After a few tastes last nite, I woke up in Clark County Jail.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

System

Typically to at least a 1/4" by 5" line of cocaine or better.

After I followed that chick in to the bathroom, she floored me when she pulled out a System

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

turd herder

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter

Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

McGuinty

It East Coast slang for the Shocker. It is the romantic act of inserting two fingers in the Vag, and then slyly sneaking the pinky into the ass to create that romantic moment you have been missing. To perform this procedure properly, your ring finger should be comfortably rested against the taint.

After we lit the candles, had dinner and listened to some Kenny G, I enhanced the evening by introducing her to my old friend McGuinty

by BBlanc March 5, 2009