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A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.
Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.
mcpoon by do'er April 1, 2011
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Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.
Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.
McPoor by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Slowy McPoopson 

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)
I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.
Slowy McPoopson by Matt Savo December 30, 2008
McPoops are the shits you take right after eating McDonalds. One usually gets the McPoops after eating a McDonalds item that doesn't agree with you or after eatig healthy food for awhile and then going back to McDonalds.
I had the McPoops for a day after that BigMac.
McPoops by Phil B. May 11, 2006

Mapoophead 

A slur used to define somebody that has constipation issues. Usually stinky
Mars you are such a mapoophead!
Mapoophead by boogashooga42 November 18, 2022
When you take a dump in the bathroom at Mcdonalds
Fred ate 5 McMuffins and then took a McPoop at Mcdonalds yesterday.
McPoop by TahoeBob June 2, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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