mcpoontang 

A secret menu item at McDonald's consisting of an apple pie stuffed inside of a large chocolate shake.

I went to get a mcpoontang, but they said the ice cream machine was broken.

mcpoontang by Chingchong75 August 7, 2024

moontang 

poontang on the moon or in outer space

In the year 3 thousand..

Dibrikishaw: Yo Elmer i'm headin up to outer space this weekend for some poontang with my girl.

Elmer: Don't you be callin that intergalactic pussy poontang. Up on the moon we call that moontang.

Dibrikishaw: My bad nigga, but you know its better on the moon.

moontang by richsingles69k March 8, 2010

moontang 

Derived from poontang, moontang is the homosexual vagina, or anus.

As the homosexual viewed a passing man's buttocks, he exclaimed," Wow, I'd love to get me some of that sweet moontang!"

moontang by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

Moontang 

A crazy mother %@#&er who is down to do anything. Usually a big kid that does ridiculous shit.

Dude that kid is a total moontang; he drank 8 beers, 9 shots of jack daniels, and smoked a FUCKTON of weed! hes crazy man.

Moontang by Parly 100 October 9, 2009

Moontang 

Ass, or the object of anal sex.

where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.

Moontang by Scandall May 25, 2008

Moontang 

Money, cash, etc.

"Man, I'd love too get some Maccas, but I have no moontang."

Moontang by JD Rockafella July 13, 2019

Moontang

Vagina that is Out of this world

That girl was serving up some moontang

Moontang by Heddhunter November 5, 2025