mcpoon 

A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.

Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.

mcpoon by do'er April 1, 2011

McPoon 

Hot females of the Scottish persuasion.

There's plenty McPoon here in Edinburgh.

McPoon by Dirty Daz-D June 28, 2006

McPhone 

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.

McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.

McPhone by Kr1574 August 11, 2008

McPounder 

A hamburger creation in which the diner orders two Double Quarter Pounders from McDonalds. The two burgers are then combined after taking the top bun off of one and the bottom bun off the other.

After fasting for three days, I went to McDonalds and ordered a McPounder.

McPounder by GameQ June 23, 2009

Mcdoon 

He makes the ladies mcswoon

"The names Mcdoon, and I make the ladies *kisses hand* Mcswoon"

Mcdoon by TheRubyObelisk April 12, 2020

McPoor 

Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.

Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.

McPoor by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Slowy McPoopson 

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)

I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.

Slowy McPoopson by Matt Savo December 30, 2008