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noun - a poo you have in McDonald's free toilets at the start of a night out, in order to avoid the rancid nightclub toilets that will be your only option later in the night.
"Tony, you fancy going for a McPoo before we meet everyone?"
"Yes. Yes I do"
McPoo by 2hasmat March 12, 2014
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(n.) 1. A person, action, or behavior that is beyond explanation; also "to pull a McPoo" (see example 1)

2. A very quirky, strange, or bizzare person who is difficult to read. (see example 2)
1) "When I told Bill he had just screwed the pooch, I never thought that he would actually do it. What a McPoo!" or "I never expected Bill to do that; he really pulled a McPoo when he screwed the pooch."

2)"Bill majored in drama in college, has feminine tendencies, and acts ambiguously gay. However, he has had a girlfriend for two years to whom he recently became engaged. I don't understand this guy; he is a real McPoo."
McPoo by no porking in rear September 30, 2004
Proccesed corporate nutrition. Food production on gigantic industrial level. Food produced for lowest cost, highest profit. Food without regard to health and well being.
We were too lazy to cook dinner, so we ate Mcfood.
Mcfood by SSid Vicious November 25, 2013

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".
"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."
That move was McDoosh/you are more than doosh you are MCDOOSH
mcdoosh by lizguitarlessons November 8, 2015

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010