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mayorkas 

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021
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Mayookh by addywab May 27, 2017

mayooraan 

Mayooraan is a great friend, who always has your back at all times. He is very funny and his humor gets your entire friend group laughing! He's also a ladies man ;) If you are in a class with a Mayooraan, always expect some kind of sarcasm here and there! Overall a great person to know and definitely someone to make your best friend!
Do you know that guy? Yeah, that's Mayooraan. Jheez Jheez!
a very beautiful girl who is good heart even though she might not understand somethings but she is will always there for you. You arereally lucky if you ever meet her
Hey Mayoorika!
Mayoorika by anonymous November 24, 2023

Alejandro Mayorkas

Should never be dhs secretary in the us.
Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary
Alejandro Mayorkas by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2023