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Shitty memes that you find on facebook.
How about you share some maymes you fuckwad
Maymes by Salamanderman1666 June 15, 2016
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Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Marmesan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar
GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!
Marmesan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

No mames 

Stop bullshitting

Why you lyin
Shut the fuck up
compa/homie i think I got my girl pregnant man

“No Mamesguey”
No mames by Misfit11 January 11, 2018

mayesmoney 

The currency used to pay off a lost bet. Most commonly the result of two Mayes family members disagreeing on a fact with neither of them willing to accept the possibility of being wrong.
After realizing that he was wrong about the birth parents of Johnny Czerbek, Mick paid his lost bet to Tim in Mayesmoney.

Because Dave thought there was no way in hell Matt would actually win the wrestling tournament before he made the bet, Matt was paid in Mayesmoney after his win.
mayesmoney by mayesman May 23, 2014

no mames 

It's a mexican slang that has 3 meanings:

1. it's a vulgar or informal way to say "you're kidding"

2. it's a vulgar way to say "stop messing around"

3. sometimes can be used like saying "no way"

4. or when you're scared or desperate and you suddenly say "no mames" just because nervous or something like that and when you say that word is like saying "damn".
guy1: Karina said that you're going around with Jose

girl1: no mames !!!
no mames by Brendiux Le Doux December 5, 2004