mameshiba 

The creepiest thing on the internet. A frightening bean-dog hybrid that will speak right before someone eats it, giving random trivia. It is not cute. It is evil and will make you mash all your beans before you eat them out of fear that one will wake up and lecture you on the mating habits of a flamingo or other scary shit and make you lose your appetite.

Bean: MAMESHIBAAAA~ Did you know... that a hippo sweats -

Me: DIEEEE! OMG DIE DIE DIE!!! *smashes bean*

mameshiba by Sawada Tsuna-kuuuuuun June 2, 2010

mamashimada 

Usually female, a genji obsessed overwatch fan who hates reaper because she thinks it’s lowkey overpowered. Also usually hates fortnite and “gamer girls”

Look, it’s a disgusting mamashimada. Watch her mock my choice of character in overwatch just because she picks genji for his weeb sword

mamashimada by TotallyNotAMemer December 24, 2018

makeshia 

A very attractive women who can get any man

She is such a Makeshia

makeshia by Miller glam May 15, 2015

Mame-Shiba 

A bunch of half bean- half dogs from Japan, so you you know it's messed up. They are complete trolls, messing with people at every turn. They show up when people are eating, simply to disturb them with trivia that ruins the mood. It is usually followed by the person who was about to eat shuddering, and the whole scene getting dark.

Boy: *Studying hard*
Mame-Shiba: Did you know an ostrich forgets what it just learned very quickly?
Boy: NO DISTRACTIONS!
(As he is studying for a test, the shiba bean telling him that things are forgotten easily just makes him worry about the test)

Man: *About to kiss girlfriend*
Shiba: 42 million germs per second are transmitted while kissing!
Man: Never mind.

Mame-Shiba by DeadlyNightshadeZ July 18, 2011

Matshiba 

A really good person who is good at volleyball

That person is a matshiba

Matshiba by Abcd274828 November 3, 2019

makeshia 

very beautiful, outgoing, courageous woman who never settles for less & someone who will be very successful in the near future

damn who’s that?
oh that’s makeshia the greatest thing to happen to this planet 🌎

makeshia by kevoo2xx November 23, 2021

Maleshia 

Maleshia is a kind and loving.

Guy 1: How's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: She's good im so happy I got a Maleshia in my life 😄

Maleshia by Mia ♤ November 28, 2021