Marmes

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Strange and unique creatures recognised by their American and down-syndrome like facial features, or visible male camel toe, who are intent on grinding against young and defenceless girls usually under the influence of alcohol.
Marmes' during non-grinding hours take the form of middle aged adult males that enjoy hosting barbeques for colleagues and watering plants within their garden. A disguise which fools many young women into believing Marmes' are caring creatures.

Tarin, another victim of a marmes

Marmes by sweatyscrotum665 May 9, 2009

Marmesan

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar

GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!

Marmesan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Related Words

Marmes • Marmesan • Maymes • maresha • Mariesa • Mariese • Marmoset • mameshiba • mardesia • Mareesa

Mareschizo

When one's dedication and devotion for My Little Pony and its mares is so deep that the only source of the invididual's happiness are the ponies.

Mareschizo: I like to watch them, they fill me with joy.

Mareschizo by cutemares December 29, 2022

Marmasan

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar

Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Marmoset

a smol monkey that loves getting pet with tooth brushes and eating grapes

did you see that gif of marmosets eating grapes?
yes, but send it to me again

Marmoset by jagsba December 23, 2019

Maresca

(Noun) A woman whose intellect, sophistication, and beauty is represented by the enormity of her breasts.

(Verb) To out perform the intellectual, adroit, and beautiful opponents.

(Adj.) Something sexy beyond measure.

"I'm the luckiest man in the world."
"Why?"
"My date was a Maresca"

"Damn girlaa, you just Maresca-ed the competition."

"Looks at girl across the lecture hall Voice as Maresca as her breasts!"

Maresca by Rol'Ando November 30, 2013

Marnesha

Marnesha is the most coolest & thourough girl you'll ever meet. It is hard not to fall in love with her. She is very nice when she wants to be, but mostly a mean bitch. She is a great friend & adviser. Once you get aquatinted with her keep her close, she's someone you never want to lose.

Marnesha doesn't want your boyfriend, your boyfriend wants her.

Marnesha by Chicken9march July 12, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026