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Canal backslang for 'Failed', also an 'in' joke with utter bores claiming to have been 'there at the birth of Usenet'.
My former FMC tar-carrier totally mayalld its BSS inspection today.
Mayalld by Postman Patois January 20, 2011
Words you can keep
A description of someone with extremely large broad manly shoulders. Derived from "May you have all the shoulders." Used mostly to describe females with abnormally large shoulders, but can also be used to describe men in a more complimentary fashion.
She is a total mayall; she has to turn to get through doors.

My bro is jacked! Look at his shoulders!! He is a mayall!!
mayall by 50th President June 6, 2022

Rik Mayall

In the late 1970s, Rik and Adrian Edmondson formed a comedy group called "Twentieth Century Coyote" while attending college together in Manchester. Originally a five-man team, Twentieth Century Coyote eventually became a partnership between just Rik and Ade. That partnership exists to this present day and is one of the most enduring and successful partnerships in modern British comedy. The duo appeared often on Saturday nights during open mike time at The Comedy Store. Once they had joined The Comic Strip Presents... team, Rik became part of the alternative comedians "legend". He continued to appear in 15 episodes of The Comic Strip Presents... and also co-wrote a number of episodes with his long-term comedy partner, Edmondson, including Mr Jolly Lives Next Door and Dirty Movie.

From this experience with The Comic Strip Presents... he went on to co-write and star in The Young Ones with Ben Elton and Lise Meyer. He played Rick, the political anarchist studying Sociology (or was it Domestic Science?) who was a poetic genius, adored Cliff Richard and rude words. This show forever sealed his fame as a performer. It's since become a cult hit that's known all over the world.

Since doing The Young Ones, Rik has appeared in numerous television shows and films. Some of the most famous are Bottom, which rivals The Young Ones for its cult status; ]The New Statesman], in which Rik portrayed Tory MP Alan B'Stard with a wicked sense of satire; and the films Drop Dead Fred and Guest House Paradiso.
Rik Mayall is one of the greatest comedians in the world, along with Adrian Edmondson.
Rik Mayall by kingmustard July 15, 2008

Rik Mayall

The Best actor in the fucken world... I lov u rik... MARRY ME PLEASE... I dont care how old you are... i still love you...
sexy, man... yeah...
claw is another name for this one. Usually drunk and a complete mess on a night out. Throwing up out of taxis, scatching her bf, and forcing her close friends to do things they dont want to do with horrible threats.

utter disgrace!!hahaha
friend 1:hey whats that on your back
Graham: i got mayalled
Mayall by messmessmess December 10, 2009

lily mayall 

lily mayall is the most amazing person to ever walk the earth. not only is lily talented, funny, clever and gifted in many things lily is also in a famous trio that is know world wide as Ant ā€˜n’ Dec and lily which includes two massive alpha males and lily.
i wish one day i can be as amazing, talented, clever, gifted and funny as lily :(

lily mayall- the most incredible person alive
lily mayall by lgmayall May 6, 2020
She is such a Mayall that she has to walk through doors sideways.
Mayall by 50th President July 15, 2022
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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