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malakuti 

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005
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Mayadunnage 

This person is usually very angry with their family members. These people are usually very stupid and they have a special term known as "dumb idiot".
That fish is a mayadunnage and is a dumb idiot.
Mayadunnage by AD10z March 25, 2019
A sweet, funny, smart boy originated from Nigeria. He is always bound to put a smile on your face but he can be really annoying. Always positive and is never mean. Very handsome
Are you feeling down? What you need is a Mayokun
Mayokun by jam384728 March 19, 2017

Mayaturn 

When one wants a turn to use Maya for physical pleasure.
"Nicky your times up, its Mayaturn"
Mayaturn by wdstinger April 14, 2010
He is an extra-ordinary person, he's smart, funny, can be annoying, but also a good husband, even though he might not always be on your good side, he'll do his best to make sure he will be. He's very handsome even though I'm partially angry at him rn, I still love him
Mayokun by Nkechi June 26, 2019
The best friend he’s probably a wonder full friend and a cool black guy to talk too
Yo mayak your are a cool guy
mayak by Black gut August 19, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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