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malafunkshun 

1. A word commonly used on the island of Guam to describe anything or anyone that is messed up not working or dumb. Also used when making a joking comment or describing someone who does something stupid.

2. A popular radio trio on the island of Guam.
"My tv is malafunkshun." "Joe acts like a monkey! That guy is malafunkshun!"
malafunkshun by mark_alan August 9, 2006
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Malaku • malakuti • Malak • malaka • Malakai • Malaki • Malakhi • malakian • malakie • malakka
Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .
Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)
Malakhi by Baddie714 April 16, 2019
The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.
Damnnn Malaki has a big cock
Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

Malaurie 

Malaurie is a very intelligent woman. One who is independent, real, and a woman of self respect. Any man would be extremely lucky to have Malaurie as their girlfriend. She's caring, loyal, honest, and beautiful. She is a freaky woman, who would do anything for the ones she loves. If you have Malaurie as yours, keep her, she's one of a kind.
"Do you know that boy Josh, Malauries boyfriend"

"Yeah, dude he's so lucky she does everything for him"

"Yeah, she's a real good woman! He doesn't know what to do with her"

"I'd treat her like the Queen she is, Malaurie is beyond amazing"
Malaurie by Honest opinion February 10, 2015
Malak is an arabic name, meaning angel for girls. Most girls named 'Malak' are kind, ambitious and white hearted, physically they define beautiful, with their big brown eyes and brunette hair. You'll find girls named 'Malak' artsy, and loving they're extremely decent and they have high standards. They're insecure, even with all that exceptional beauty. If a Malak is in love, she'll love that person with all her heart, even if they don't love her back, she defines the perfect girl.whenever you find a malak, be sure that you'll never ever ever find a girl like her, ever.
Oh God, Look at Malak, she's so charming. I wish I could be her.

Malak is my dream girl, she's perfect
Malak by Twittahchick December 15, 2012

malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.
Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti
malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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