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1. the act in which somebody masturbates while looking at a female friends graduation invitation.

2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.
I totally maxterbated to Jill's graduation pic last night. Man, I love Maxterbation.

While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.
by Lonely Clementine February 12, 2010
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