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A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.
I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!
mauryn by Chem_STARboy October 2, 2017
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Very loyal, protectors, strong and steadfast in their beliefs. Always willing to lend a hand and help anyone in need. Able to accomplish any task set before them. Known for their never give up attitude.
My car broke down on the side Im so glad the Maryons came to the rescue
Maryon by Bmaryon June 19, 2016

maurione 

She’s a baddie

loves food

in the mood

She’s not that common
She’s tough

And shy
Maurione is a baddie and nice
maurione by anonymous May 24, 2021

De’Mauryan

Good person Who is funny and likes tall girls and is calm and shy at times and overall a good personality
De’Mauryan is a nice person loves his family
De’Mauryan by Ogminecrafter November 7, 2018
a well dressed bald man who is supremely talented in tickling the ivories, collecting post-it notes, and saying 'good then.'
a really fly individual.
Man, that guy is such a Mauroni! Can we be best friends?
mauroni by ljeanginger February 19, 2009
N. The world's most BA chorus teacher. Has the piano skills of Billy Joel and the flowing tresses of Vin Diesel. Always looks like whatever he is seeing is slightly bizarre and has a tie to go with every shirt.

V. To completely beast something; to do an amazing job.

Adj. Exceptionally fantastic
Ex. 1- (Kid 1) Who do you think would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr. Mauroni?
(Kid 2) Really? Did you even have to ask that? Mauroni would just have to look at Chuck Norris like he was crazy and Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to handle it.

Ex. 2- (Kid 1) How do you think you did on your solo?
(Kid 2) I think I Mauroni'd it. The crowd went wild. I had to do two encores.

Ex. 3- (Kid 1) Check out my new kicks.
(Kid 2) Wow. They're so Mauroni!
Mauroni by Frank Loesser March 5, 2009