mauryn

A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.

I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!

by Chem_STARboy October 2, 2017

mauren

An unique girl. Once you get to know her its really hard to forget about her :-) Shes honest, beautiful in every way and a really good friend, shes real and loyal and hard to get soo if you get at her dont let her go ;)

mauren, shes the kind of girl you wish you had ;*

by Anonymousyy August 8, 2012

Maury Dance

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.

When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.

by utubefnatic November 13, 2007

Maryna

It's an alternative name for Marina. Mostly used for females. Maryna is a very beautiful girl with great hair and gorgeous eyes. If you ever get to meet a girl named Maryna, never let her out of your sight. She deserves your love and affection.

see that girl over there? That's Maryna. She's so beautiful.

by reb-vOdKa June 30, 2018

Maurine

Maurine is a very beautiful girl, inside and out. She's gorgeous,talented,funny,and very modest. She is the most caring girl you'll ever meet. She loves to put others first than herself. If you have ever met a Maurine then you are one lucky person. She is also adventurous and is down for anything. Fantastic in bed.hot body. With all that said, she is one of a kind. And one heck of a girl.

Maurine
1. "hey man, I was with Maurine today."

" Oh damn bro, you lucky ass bastard!"

by snaaap04 January 6, 2012

Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

by Meijer's! January 3, 2006