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Maury'd

When a woman takes a man to get a DNA test done to determine who the father is
He said the baby wasn't his, so she Maury'd his ass.
by SEE JAY TEE March 7, 2018
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Maury Dance

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.
When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.
by utubefnatic November 13, 2007
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Mary D

Mary is a very pretty and smart girl. She's usually very tall but her height is amazing. Everyone wants to be her and the boys are all in love with her. She is polite but will kill you if you do something wrong. But either way she loves all her friends and would do anything for them
Person 1: Who is that she's really tall and pretty
Person 2: Oh thats just Mary D
Person 3: I wish I wear Mary D

Person 1 and 2: Saammmeee
by heyyyyyyyboo February 1, 2021
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I'd marry into that

When an attractive woman or man is the heir to a dynasty, an empire or has a family with a large business and/or is well connected so that they will most likely have a variety of resources both social and financial. A way to say to I'd hit that, but with a greater level of commitment. They are attractive and rich, but also seem like marriage material. A way to marry into money, opportunities, make connections or achieve fame.
Guy1: "Dude, our waitress is really pretty"
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
by calvinke November 20, 2010
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Dr Maury Pooper

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.
by LongB December 11, 2008
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Mary Day

Celebrated March 24th. The day where all things Mary are celebrated. Traditional Mary Day celebrations include (but are not limited too) gift exchanging, large amounts of sweets, balloons, signs, and an occasional party or two
March 24th 2011, Mary day is celebrated for its 2nd time
by Mary Day enthusiast April 10, 2011
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Mary DeKeyzer

Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict
Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer
by No longer foolef August 1, 2017
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