Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')

- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!

by Kawaii_General July 7, 2022

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Mandingo Jaw Breaker

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".

"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."

by Gittin Jiggy April 25, 2020

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

mandingo-phobia

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis

Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.

by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017

Darth Mauling it

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010