Matzos 

A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.

"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"

Matzos by Nerd Alert! May 11, 2017

Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.

"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".

Mattossola by wtorres June 26, 2008

Matzo Balled 

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

Matzo Balled by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

Matzo fever 

A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.

Some common causes of Matzo fever:

* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski

Matzo fever by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

Matos 

A different way to describe a mate. Combination of the word mate and the letters 'o' and 's'.

You're my favourite matos.

Matos by Anon101222 February 9, 2013

Matzo Balling 

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.

I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!

Matzo Balling by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

Matzo 

Matzo (Hebrew: מצה) is a flat unleavened bread used in Jewish Culture. Most popular during the holiday of Passover (Hebrew: פסח/Pesach).

The Rabbi needed a plate of Matzo for Passover.

Matzo by RabbiMordcha October 25, 2014