Matzo

Matzo (Hebrew: מצה) is a flat unleavened bread used in Jewish Culture. Most popular during the holiday of Passover (Hebrew: פסח/Pesach).

The Rabbi needed a plate of Matzo for Passover.

by RabbiMordcha October 25, 2014

Matzo

An adorable dog who eats everything they see. Even chocolate which can kill them. It’s also someone who thinks they are huge but they are small and sweet. Also they are Jewish.

My dog is such a Matzo when he eats his food.

by Anal.matzo November 24, 2018

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

Matzo fever

A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.

Some common causes of Matzo fever:

* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.

I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!

by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

Matzo balls

Another name for a Jewish man's testicles

That Jewish man has big matzo balls.....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021