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Heel erg lekker en een mooie naam
'Mattijn is erg lekker'
Mattijn by JouwOma November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Mattijn is really k@nker lekker and he has a really big d.
'Mattijn really has a big piemel!'
Mattijn by JouwOma November 22, 2021
Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music
That martijn has got a penis so huge im jalours. He always distract me with his great music
MARTIJN by HenkDeBaksteen February 27, 2017

Pulling a martijn 

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.
Omg David was “pulling a Martijn

Mattinata Vieste 2006

The weird feelings of songs that doesn’t remind of any memory in specific, but it’s just the feeling of hearing it, transports into those times when I first listened it. Gives that sometimes necessary nostalgia vibe.

Happens especially with some electronic songs from the 90’, 00’. Used more in Puglia (Italy) and more specifically on the Gargano.
This song has amazing nostalgic vibes. It feels like "Mattinata Vieste 2006"
Mattinata Vieste 2006 by chiamami.gg December 18, 2022

mattingly 

she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.
person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe 'cause her name is mattingly???
mattingly by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013

don mattingly 

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.
Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.
don mattingly by Oddjob January 11, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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