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mattingly 

she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.
person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe 'cause her name is mattingly???
mattingly by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013
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Mattingly 

Fuck you mattingly
Mattingly by NootedLover98 February 11, 2018

Mattingly 

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
Mattingly sucks in the sac.
Mattingly by Szerbs October 12, 2013

Mattingly 

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker
I need a good Mattingly tonight.
Mattingly by True Stories November 11, 2015

Mattingly & Moore 

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.
"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

don mattingly 

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.
don mattingly by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Walter Mattingly 

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.
Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly