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A legendary figure. One of the most powerful cult leaders in the world, hundreds of people joining the matthaha cult (also known as the haha cult) everyday. Known also as the one and only "matthew laughter". matthaha shall rule the world.
Person posts something funny
Someone: haha that was funny, whats happening?
matthaha: you're going through the haha process
someonehaha: you're right. I think my true form is part of the haha cult. Everyone should join the matthaha cult!
matthaha by Muatex January 21, 2021
A place full of rednecks who like to drive pick ups and gossip about town whores. A palce full of prostitots who are only 12 and the guys who are 30 have sex with them.
1 nut paco lives here he is the town hero
Hey im going to Mattawa to get some prostitots
SHIT MAN THATS HELLA TIGHT
Mattawa by TheNova November 24, 2010

Matthewashere 

When mat was here or when the math is chewy
ugh Matthewashere during the baseball game. He totally saw my baby getting hit! AH!

mattawan 

a pimped out town (i wouldnt say suburb)a couple minutes away from Kalamazoo and Western Michigan Campus. alot of the kids are duesch bags like Jerry Hagenbuch and Zach Loup, but other than that you just blow shit up with drano bombs and have fireworks wars. and the middle school wrestling coach is a duesch!
Lets goto Mattawan, becuase theres nothing to do or we could goto the Kalamazoo 10?
mattawan by Andyman May 4, 2004
Mattawa is a small tourist town, west of North Bay. Known for it's beautiful vistas and great sporting area. ie: atving, fishing ,hiking, their largest festival is voyourger days.we have many friendly faces and alot of life to live here. we dare you to come and see for your self.If the scenery don't capdivate you the wildlife and people will!
town of mattawa in ontario
Mattawa by proud to live here. December 15, 2011
Mattawa a place where people are fake and can’t keep their mouths shut for anything , Some of the people will do anything just to get attention from everyone . Overall it’s a decent place to live in
“Let’s go to mattawa“
Mattawa by K_byess November 10, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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