A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.

Matias by Falconyze July 29, 2018

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Matraxian

a fucking chad better than your stupid simpin ass, hes better than you at everything go get a life idiot

matraxian better than you

Matraxian by ur pp August 9, 2020

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flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

flesh matress by clc May 8, 2004

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Matyas

Matyas is a funny and sportive guy. He likes to joke around and be immature. Matyas hates to see people sad and will always cheer them up. Matyas also has a flirtatious side. He likes to make out with girls and have sex with girls he thinks would make good playmates. If your alone with Matyas be sure that he will make moves on you. When a Matyas pulls you in you can't resist his actions. His kisses can blow you away and his eyes are as sexy as can be.

That guy is super sexy. He's for sure a Matyas!

Matyas by TheAwesomeQueen October 14, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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