matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Mairis Briedis 

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022

Marisabel 

Marisabel is a Latina girl who is caring, loves music, loves to be around loved ones. She is often outgoing to people who is like her, she has a dark past but still have a happy good life. She is loveable, she might like anime, rock music or girly stuff. She will do anything to protect who she loves and care for, she is shy but a fighter. She has a strong caring heart, she may look mean but she's really sweet. In relationships she will do anything to keep the one she loves and fight for them, she may talk about her past but only because she trust them.

Marisabel may loves black and evil things but inside she is a softy and huggable.
Short, cute, caring.
Always in a long relationship.

Marisabel by Unknown_721__ May 15, 2019

Marisa

She is a beautiful girl with a pure heart. She care's very much about the people that are close to her and would do almost anything for them. She has soft, flowing hair that shines like gold in the sun. Her eyes glimmer like freshly polished diamonds and own's the sweetest smile. She will keep your secrets and be there for you even through your darkest times. She can be an angel and she can be your worst nightmare. She's a goddess in human form. You must be careful tho. She has feelings that are easily hurt, but she'll never show it till she bursts into tears and breaks down. If you know a Marisa, take care of her. There's no one that can replace her and when she leaves you'll be ripping your heart out.

Person 1: Wow, she's so pretty and nice! Who is she?
Person 2: That's Marisa. If you ever get close to her, keep her. She's worth every pretty penny.

Marisa by TheLittle0ne333 June 10, 2018

Marisol 

a girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on.

Hey Marisol..... Can i talk to you about something?

Marisol by Lyniz November 8, 2019

Marisha 

nice, sweet, kind person with a fire ass mouth and an attitude if you test her

Marisha is a nice person, sometimes lol

Marisha by tater tott December 22, 2016