Mathression

A state of depression induced by the urgence to learn extreme quantities of mathematics due to close exams.

- Dude, the party of the year starts tonight!

- Nah, not for me, I suffer a serious mathression...

- That's why I brought you this shiny Prozac-Pill!

by nednibz July 7, 2009

Mattressing

When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.

Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!

by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012

mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006

elle mathesson

Jenn Rivell's (bam margera's finacee') daughter. she is 8 years old and very cute. Jenn had her from a previous marriage with Nate Mathesson.

Elle is so precious isn't she?

by countrygirl January 1, 2005

mattressing

an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering

the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing

by harry dent March 1, 2009

elle mathesson

Disturbed and abandoned little girl who is usually photographed giving the middle finger. It's a shame that she had to grow up knowing that her mother is a whore. As Jenn Rivell has very little to do with the child some are still holding out hope that Elle may turn out allright.

Poor Elle got abandoned by her mommy.

by Sometimes February 15, 2005

matressmony

1. Both a physical description of the place of sex and the sound it creates 2. The promise to have and to hold as long as you both shall last

1. Bianca and I are making that matressmony
2. We screw nonstop, we're in total matressmony

by I.P. Knightly February 7, 2015