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Match Head

"What are these match-heads up to?"
by James Dannelly May 7, 2003
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math head

someone who is exceptional in math but also appears to be a pre-teen, constantly accuses people of stealing his things, thinks he is better than anyone and everyone because he is clearly above needing to study or take notes, is a heart breaker (Elaine, Krista and all of the other Westminster Chicketies)and thinks that their roomates have nothing better to do with thier time than to clown on him after his 11:00 bedtime.
Natanial Remmert is a math head
by Nate Remmert November 10, 2008
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Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.
I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
by Coffee92 April 25, 2010
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mitch headberg

the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!
waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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Mathhead

A person who’s as obsessed with math as Methheads are with meth(Methamphetamine).
All she ever does is study analytics. What a mathhead!
by RedheadedViking October 21, 2021
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mathhead

A person who hangs around in back alleys and abandoned buildings doing math. The majority of mathheads will perform sex acts in exchange for math. They usually have various geometric shapes on their body, from staying up all night doing math. If you encounter one, they will usually ask you for money to support their math habit.
"Woah did you see that guy, he looks like a complete mathhead!"

"Yeah he must have been up all night doing calculus."
by BigDickMoney April 12, 2024
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headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.
... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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