Definitions by RedheadedViking

Spork

A position for sexual intercourse in which a couple lie on their sides, spooning, while the male’s (large spoon) penis is inserted into his partner’s (small spoon) vagina or anus.

1. Ben and I were so tired after a long day of hiking that we just sporked and fell asleep.

2. Did you know that many older couples spork as a way to maintain a healthy sex life without risking the potential injury that comes with more active sexual positions?

Spork by RedheadedViking December 11, 2021

Benaddiction

1. The fact or condition of being addicted to a man named Ben.

2. A biopsychosocial disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli with a person named Ben despite adverse consequences.

Did you see the way Jen was all over her new boyfriend, Ben? She has a total Benaddiction.

Benaddiction by RedheadedViking November 17, 2021

Mathhead 

A person who’s as obsessed with math as Methheads are with meth(Methamphetamine).

All she ever does is study analytics. What a mathhead!

Mathhead by RedheadedViking October 21, 2021

Benaddiction

An addiction involving a man named Ben that can only be cured via a verbal spiritual blessing (benediction).

Ben Affleck is so hot in “Armageddon.” I have a total Benaddiction.

Benaddiction by RedheadedViking October 20, 2021