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Get the thwart mug.The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.
The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.
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Get the quantum concrete mug.A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.
"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."
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Get the Masturwaiting mug.A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.
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