Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Fetish

An obsession, usually of sexual nature.

She had a strange, unrealistic fetish for hackers and strong doppelgangers in suits

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

thwart

To put a stop to, cease, halt; usually of a plan deemed faulty.

We will continue to thwart the plans of ISIS and initiate our own courses of action in their place.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 19, 2017