Zandroid's definitions

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

thwart

To put a stop to, cease, halt; usually of a plan deemed faulty.

We will continue to thwart the plans of ISIS and initiate our own courses of action in their place.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Cockpocket

The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.

The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017